| Somebody has to go polish the stars |
| they're looking a little bit dull. |
| Somebody has to go polish the stars, |
| for the eagles and starlings and gulls |
| have all been complaining |
| they're tarnished and worn, |
| they say they want new ones |
| we cannot afford. |
| So please, get your rags |
| and your polishing jars. |
| Somebody has to go polish the stars. |